they need to just BURY HIM!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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