Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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