Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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