don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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