Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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