yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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