yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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