and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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