Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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