His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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