I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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