You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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