Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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