did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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