so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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