hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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