went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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