nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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