their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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