I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He did a backflip because drugs
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