I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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