In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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