Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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