what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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