Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND THE LEGS
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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