So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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