fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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