Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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