ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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