Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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