He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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