Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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