Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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