Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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