i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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