we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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