Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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