I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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