Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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