I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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