The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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