the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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