cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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