Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I die, sorry about rent.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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