so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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