i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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