TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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