why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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