I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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