make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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