belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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