She announced her abortion via fbk
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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